i've noticed that as i read facebook statuses and tweets and look at my friend's pictures, that i am absolutely disgusted by enthusiasm. the stronger their enthusiasm, the more disgusted i am.
wearing team colors with their mascot painted on your face? smiling at a wedding? giving a thumbs-up in front of a national landmark? i hate you probably.
all caps? exclamation points? a "WooHoo!!" at the end of your tweet? having an anniversary with "the boy?" oh my god, it's almost your 21st birthday? i hate you too, probably.
that's why i am never enthusiastic about anything anymore. (disneyland excluded.)
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from time to time i get upset and blog about it.
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